Arthur loves tonight’s meal, but I’m guessing Barrett Conway isn’t accustomed to eating ‘fish finger dogs’ which are essentially frozen fish sticks on squished hot dog buns with slaw and aioli—a.k.a. garlic and mayonnaise. Whatever, this is our life now. He wants a piece of us? Have at it. What you see is what you get. Our chicken is dinosaur shaped, sandwiches come with the crust cut off, and every pancake has mouse ears. It’s glamorous.
