That’s a man effortlessly pushing strands of soaked hair off his face, like he’s in some kind of pornographic shampoo commercial. Every inch of him glistens, muscles bunching as he bends to splash more water on his face, and his hips bob higher in the water, all tight and dimpled lower back. He’s naked. Not a stitch of clothing on, and I’m on the edge of my fucking seat, willing the water to part like the Red Sea.

