Smile, Melly. It won’t kill you. Cheer up, Melly. People are starving in other parts of the world. What do you have to be so serious about? As if my cheerful mood would cause the heavens to open up and deliver food and water to the people who need it. It’s not like I’m perpetually upset. I just don’t see why I have to walk around with a beauty queen smile if I don’t particularly feel like giving one.

