“Then who is—oh. Oh. It’s a sexy phone call, huh? Is that why you’re in your panties?” “I’m not in my panties, you dick. I’m just…” But he doesn’t continue, which tells me he is in his underwear. Why did Lawson call me in his underwear? And a better question is: What kind of underwear is he wearing? Are they goofy with different characters on them? Are they plain? Is he a boxer guy or is he wearing boxer-briefs? Are they— No! No. Stop thinking about Lawson’s underwear!
