“Babe, no,” he says, a horrified note in his voice. “I don’t know, I feel like the whole Nicolas Cage dirty mountain man thing works for me. Don’t act like you don’t have celebrity crushes too. I saw that photo of Jennifer Lopez on your phone.” “I’m hanging up.” I giggle. “Sorry. But really, are you nervous?” “Nope. I don’t get nervous about performing.” “I feel like there’s a dirty joke in there,”
