“Right! Right, uh, uh—hello, Usmim, Lord of Trials, it’s me, Avra. You know what would be nice? Not having any trials sent to me or my friends that involve teeth. This includes but is not limited to: toothaches, cavities, being bitten by blue dogs later today, or being, uh, torn to shreds and devoured by horny sea serpents. Uh, I know this is a little unconventional, especially because we don’t talk that much, but I’ve always thought statues of you looked kind of hot, so as long as you make sure that I die not at sea so my body gets buried and my soul can, um um um,
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