“So important. Did you still feel like, um, charitably donating some sex to my fund which I will be using to maybe one day move out of the alley where I am being mobbed by possums on a daily basis and digging in the rubbish pile for scraps of edible shoe leather? You don’t have to, haha. You did promise, but I’m not going to hold you to that if you’ve decided that I haven’t earned it. Or if you want to, um, have your bath all by yourself without. Without me keeping you company. Or guarding the door from swarms of bloodthirsty aquatic vampire possums. Or polishing your boots.”
