Idea number one! We use the straw in the hold to weave a dog costume. I will volunteer to dress in it and attempt to keep Black Garda from discovering the truth as long as possible while Tev walks around the last day of the cake competition in their best coat to show off how absolutely fine we are doing and, um, Julian invents a secret worth millions in any currency. Just comes up with one out of thin air with his giant brain and the backup brains he keeps in his enormous biceps.