“You’re being very spooky right now, and I would like to ask you, as a friend, if you’ve been possessed by any ghosts, bitten by any rabid glowing dogs, or experimenting with any new drugs.” “I have not been bitten by any rabid glowing dogs. I don’t know what being possessed feels like, but it sounds like it might be kind of sexy, so I’d be interested in trying it out. If I had experimented with any new drugs, I would have offered to share with the crew.”
