“You didn’t even keep showing him your legs. You gave up. You were being respectful of his piety. Meanwhile, I was paying attention and I just kept being alluring—” “Oh, is that what you were doing? I thought you were trying to do grotesque contortionist tricks.” “I bet he’s into that. If he swore a vow of celibacy because he was too horny, I bet he’s gagging to see some grotesque contortionist tricks in a sexual context.”
