“Tev, he’s a secret monk. I mean, not a secret monk. A monk who is something else, secretly. He says he used to be a revolutionary. A fake monk. That’s what I meant, Tev, that’s what he is. I have discovered this cunningly through the use of my wiles. He tried to seduce me, Teveri. He tried to do unspeakable things to my virtue.” They raised an eyebrow. “Tried?” “Succeeded. Had me in the palm of his hand. Metaphorically. Also literally. Not my dick. He pulled my hair. Tev, he is monstrous. I’m in love with him. He refused to let me suck his dick.”
