The Rom-Commers

by Katherine Center

“They weren’t taking off without me. And I wasn’t taking off without you.”

Okay this book is pissing me off. First of all, she has pressured Charlie into kissing/sleeping with her twice now and then she gets to feel all rejected by it as if she wasn’t acting like a predator. Now the freaking TSA agents are in cahoots with the Southwest Airlines team and bring her to a private screening area so she can get to the flight that the pilot himself is delaying just for her?? This shit doesn’t happen!!!!!!!!!

If you were anywhere near as worried as I was, I thought you might need some good news as soon as possible.

F this too! I hate when narrators talk directly to the audience

And so we were forced out of politeness to down steaming bowls of gourmet ramen, crunchy catfish po’boys, juicy gourmet burgers, gyros dripping with aioli. I’m telling you, this hospital ward ate like takeout food royalty.

We have stepped so far outside of reality