“Who gets into a bar fight?” I demanded. “That’s a TV thing. That’s not a real thing that real people do.” Charlie shrugged. “Some guy called Jack Stapleton an overpaid hack.” “So you just hit him?” “I meant to verbally spar with him,” Charlie said, “but he wasn’t much of a wordsmith.” “You tried for a battle of wits in a bar.” “It escalated quickly.”