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No matter where you go, your problems go with you.
Rude
when you’re about to play hide-the-salami with one of your young admirers and all you can think about is how you’re going to give her an orgasm that can be measured on the Richter scale.
Hes already a freak!!! Imagine your old professor saying this to you
He was nearly sixty-seven years old and he looked great,
Oh god
I had terrible gas. It hurt so bad, I even had to lock myself in my office and get down on all fours to fart.
Hahahaha wtf
Love is just a trick invented by men so they don’t have to do their own laundry!”
“Because of my cancer,” he finally replied.
Hahahahaha
People think they love each other, so they get married. And then one day they discover real love, without meaning to or even realizing it. It hits them right between the eyes. It’s like hydrogen coming into contact with air: There’s a huge explosion, and everything gets destroyed.
THIS.
“I’ve always admired you for who you are, Harry.
Marcus is so delulu. Its like stockholm syndrome jesus
