The Gargoyle from General Management (Claws & Cubicles, #3)

by Kate Prior

If the plane crashes, it can do so without my awareness.

I'm not really following his logic, but I agree. I'm owed many, many drinks, and a therapy bill.

Same, girl

I don't know how to describe what I saw this morning while heading down to breakfast, except to say I didn't know a disembodied voice and a black shadow of a cloak could wear swim shorts and flip-flops.

I have girlbossed too close to the sun.

Productivity Empowerment New Initiative Seminar.

This made me laugh out loud for like three whole minutes

One more thing to add to my list of reasons I need a break from existing.