The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #6)
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Arguing with somebody is never pleasant, but sometimes it is useful and necessary to do so.
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Arliegh
Foreshadow?
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somniferous, a fancy word for something that is so boring it puts you to sleep.
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“Ersatz” is a word that describes a situation in which one thing is pretending to be another,
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“The Devil’s Tongue?” Klaus asked. “It’s a knot,” Violet explained. “It was invented by female Finnish pirates in the fifteenth century.
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The truth is that troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them, and that you should avoid doing them unless they are absolutely urgent.
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Sunny did not reply, but her siblings were not alarmed because they imagined it was difficult to say much when you had a mouthful of wall.
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I would have fled to some remote corner of the world and hid from Gunther and his associates
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The doorman was struggling past the children with his scarlet herring
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Gunther announced, and pushed an enormous cardboard box onto the stage. It was as big as the fish statue—just the right size for storing two small children.
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“And we don’t want to forget about everything else, either—like the underground hallway that led to our ruined mansion, and the real meaning of V.F.D.!”
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a real guardian is supposed to provide a home, with a place to sleep and something to wear, and all Jerome had given them in the end was “Good luck.”
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An aphorism is merely a small group of words arranged in a certain order because they sound good that way, but oftentimes people tend to say them as if they were saying something very mysterious and wise.