Thunderplump (The Completionist Chronicles, #11)

by Dakota Krout

Let's start with the basics. Pretend for a moment that you’re really boring and do want to keep all of your fingers, and you don't want them to have scales or the like. In that case, first you put the battery in like this…”

“Unfortunately for that giant, after losing his left hand, he can only count on one thing: his right hand.”