some revenge for all the cock-blocking you indulged in during your toddler years.” “I was literally a toddler. Get over it.” “And your junior years and preteen years,” he counts on one hand. “Teenage years and uni years…should I keep counting?” “I can’t believe this!” Nikolai throws his hands in the air. “Hello, Petty Police? I’m reporting my dad.” “Lock me the fuck up.” “I might withdraw the charges if you just go away. Fucking now, please.”
