I think I’m depressed. Aiden Midlife crisis? Is that why you called in sick? More like theft-of-my-children crisis. No one told me they’d slip away one by one. Xander Tell me about it, Captain. I still can’t believe my baby bee has some lizard boyfriend. Ronan An actual lizard? Bloody hell, Xan. What happened to baby Cecy? Xander He’s a person, but I’d rather think of him as a lizard so he doesn’t grow on me. I like that idea. Dehumanization won’t allow them to grow on me. Though I really doubt it with this one. Why can’t we invent a time machine so they’ll stay young forever? Cole Don’t even
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