“Uh, baby? Why are you sleeping on the floor?” “You were sprawled all over the ground when I came in and I wanted to experience it like you do, see if it’s as comfortable as you make it look. The answer is a definite no.” He sits up and kneads his shoulders and neck. “Don’t do this again, Nikolai. It’s not good for you in the long run.” “I can only sleep in a bed when you’re there.”
