“In that case, should I call Simon to join us? That’s his name, by the way, Simon. He’s gay and loves threesomes. Or maybe you can sit down and watch as I rail him.” He lifts his fist and punches me in the face. Oh fuck. He’s really losing it, my Prince Charming. More. Give me more. I grin up at him. “I take that as a no?” “I’m going to fucking kill you.” “Promises, promises.” “Nikolai!” “Yes, baby?”
