Aren’t you too uptight to be into something that requires people to let go of their creativity? Or are you different when painting? Please tell me you do that half naked. It’s blasphemous to hide beautiful bodies, you know. Want to exchange numbers? Here’s mine XXXXXXXX. Hello, lotus flower’s inbox, lovely to see you again this evening. You looked hot today. Not that I’m hitting on you or anything since you’re sooo straight. Let’s consider this my hopeless one-sided crush on a straight guy. You don’t have to reciprocate. Unless you want to *eyebrow wiggle emoji* *sunglasses emoji*
