Sure enough, he retrieves his phone from his armband—of course the prick has an armband. Goes so well with his pristine clean image—and snaps a picture of the sky, then his fingers tap on the screen. I grab my phone—from my shorts pocket like a normal human being—and check the story. It’s an aesthetic picture containing part of the gate and the looming sun. #NewDay That’s literally the only hashtag he uses on these posts, as if he’s planning to kill his audience with the repetitive caption.
