“Meditating?” “Yeah.” He grins. “I can hold my breath for over four minutes.” “Let me get this straight. You meditate by holding your breath underwater?” “Yup. Want me to teach you?” “You’re seriously fucking mental.” “Is that a good thing?” He shakes his head, sending water flying everywhere. “No, it’s not. And stop that. Are you a dog?” “Woof.” He grabs my cheeks with wet fingers. “Let me lick your face.” “Hard pass.” I push him away and stand up, shoving my hand behind my back to hide how much I’m shaking. “Don’t do that again. It’s dangerous. You could fall asleep and drown.” “I love it
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