House of Vampires and Flame (Shades of Ruin and Magic #1)

by Meg Xuemei X

I’m the little squire and you’re the big squirrel.” “I’m the captain, dumbass,” he snapped. I shook my head. “That doesn’t make sense, Captain Dumbass. Prince Louis isn’t a king yet, so you can’t be the captain of the guard.”

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