to be honest, virginity doesn’t mean much to me. (I’m a virgin myself, after all, unless Brígida’s fellatio interrupta is considered a deflowering. But is that making love with a woman? Wouldn’t I have had to simultaneously lick her pussy to say that we’d actually made love? To stop being a virgin, does it only count if a man sticks his dick into a woman’s vagina, not her mouth, her ass, or her armpit? To say that I’ve really made love, do I have to have ejaculated? It’s all so complicated.)