So what we’ve got to do, obviously, is to make both of us get back on Channel 4. And we say to her, “You should be like this; you should do that: that’s the person I fell in love with.” For a while both parties make an effort, because there is an artificial peace on Channel 4 (and a lot of boredom). Actually most marriages look like this after a time. Somebody said you can tell who in a restaurant is married—it’s the couple who don’t talk to each other.
