If you’re going to commit murder, I highly recommend it be the premeditated kind. All other types—second degree, felony, manslaughter—are just amateurish in comparison. A rowdy asshole who gets into a barfight and kills another rowdy asshole with a broken bottle: second degree murder, amateurish. A drunk driver who runs over a pedestrian: felony murder, amateurish. A boyfriend who strangles his girlfriend to death in a heat-of-the-moment argument: voluntary manslaughter, amateurish. A nurse who administers a lethal dose of the wrong drug to a patient: involuntary manslaughter, amateurish. In
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