“Emmy is special,” Marco says. “If your intentions aren’t honorable, speak now.” Chad’s eyes go wide. I grab onto his arm and tug him toward me. “Okay! Great! Thanks, guys! We’re fine, gotta go!” “I’m serious, Emmy,” Marco says. “I want to hear him say it!” He points a finger in the air, and I shake my head at him. They remind me of Statler and Waldorf on The Muppet Show, if they had two brothers.

