There were other issues in our relationship too, which I was too stupid to realize at the time. For example, I had no interest in a desk job, but Lindsay was intent on me working for her father after the wedding. It didn’t matter to her that a 9-5 office job would suck the life right out of me. But Lindsay had this savior complex, and she was convinced she could turn me into someone “respectable.” She may as well have tried to make the pope eat a ham sandwich on a Friday in March.
