A Werewolf’s Guide to Seducing a Vampire (Glimmer Falls, #3)

by Sarah Hawley

Ben preferred time alone with his plants, books, and knitting.

He's perfect

The nonbinary centaur was a member of an Irish step dance troupe as well as a popular ClipClop influencer

I want to read this sentence to a Victorian child

“Shouldn’t swear in front of a lady.”

love him

Ben restrained a whimper as his heart rate spiked.

“I’m so sorry,” he babbled, panic rising as he realized he’d inadvertently sexually harassed her. “I didn’t mean to make you feel disrespected or—or fetishized or anything else. It’s just—I haven’t been with anyone in a long time, and you’re very beautiful and terrifying, and I’m so sorry, I promise I’ll never have an erection again.”

He closed his eyes, willing himself not to do anything mortifying like whimper

Ben whimpered,

“Touch me and die,”

this is different

Then a cup of tea, a melatonin pill, and a CD of soothing whale sounds to lull him to sleep.

he’s just like me

In the era of Our Lady Taylor Swift?”

Taylor swift canon in the vampire succubus werewolf universe?

I also definitely need to read some fan fiction about vampire incubus Fitzwilliam Darcy,

“We’re in the same fan fiction Discord server,”

why is there discord servers in fantasy

“Huzzah!”

Huzzah!”

He had the sudden thought that he would rip out the throat of anyone who tried to take Eleonore from him.

“Will you stay with me tonight? Please?”

Ben had never been so happy to be a big, strong man in his life.

need a big strong man to commit felonies for me