“My Great-Great-Uncle Dragoslav claimed he introduced the Romans to anal plugs.” Ben made a choking sound. “Oh, I’m sure anal play predates that,” Alzapraz said. “I’d estimate it happened around the time humanity discovered fermented fruit. If there’s one constant across the years, it’s that people love getting drunk and stuffing inappropriate objects up their bums.” Ben cleared his throat. “Can we return to the topic at hand?” “Yes, let’s,” Eleonore said. There would be time to tease her proper werewolf about anal play later.
