A Werewolf’s Guide to Seducing a Vampire (Glimmer Falls, #3)

by Sarah Hawley

This is a dark Vampire Succbus named Eleonore. She is 5’8” tall with flaming red hair and emerald eyes. Very sexy, comes with her own Knives. Hisses. French. “…Knives?” Ben muttered, eyeing the photo of the tacky blue “crystal.” “Hissing?” She is very Angry in nature but at least some threats are Jokes! Good friend, maybe good girlfriend I do not know, will do Anything for you—bite vengeance murder Jenga etc, Eleonore does All “Murder?” Dark Vampire Succbus Eleonore angry sexy French BUY NOW but BEWARE you must be firm, she has Attitude but very worth it if you want Assassin, TV watcher, best Friend, maybe-girlfriend, you will not regret it, please pay at least One Million gold doubloons, DARK VAMPIRE SUCCBUS ELEONORE

The internet had informed her that Americans shared a countrywide hobby of “suing” people. Maybe she could sue the Witch in the Woods for back wages. Then she’d disembowel her.