A Werewolf’s Guide to Seducing a Vampire (Glimmer Falls, #3)

by Sarah Hawley

Her chest was warm and she liked looking at him and she sometimes wondered how heavy his testicles would be on her tongue, but as poorly socialized as Eleonore was, even she knew that wasn’t something to admit in public.

girl what

“Why would you want to give me a blow job?” That must be what the act was called these days. She shrugged and scooted closer. “I like you,” she said. “I’m sure I’ll like blowing your job, too.”

BYE

“I just love seeing you learn about modern times, and it’s amazing how quickly you’ve picked up the lingo. Gatekeeping geekiness! That’s so real, though I promise Ben isn’t guilty of it. I bet you already know more about American pop culture after a month than he does after a lifetime.”

it’s giving “millennial who just learned new slang” this is like saying skibbidi rizzler ohio (i have no idea what it means)

And really, every good couple should have a soft one and a stabby one.”