A Werewolf’s Guide to Seducing a Vampire (Glimmer Falls, #3)

by Sarah Hawley

She laughed outright at that. “Please, Ben. How much could a cloak cost, five dollars?”

“A landline, Ben? In the era of Our Lady Taylor Swift?”

“It’s just been so hectic lately I haven’t had time to look into it.” Gigi didn’t look mollified by that. “No offense, Ben, but when someone’s destiny lies entirely in your hands, you should probably make time.”

“We’re in the same fan fiction Discord server,” Gigi said. “Themmie founded it. It’s called the Smutty Smurfettes.

Door-to-door canvassing ranked very high on the list of Things To Avoid If At All Possible, somewhere between stubbing his toe and testicular torsion.

She was obsessed with Kesha’s eclectic fashion and message of surviving and thriving despite trauma,

He drove like a maniac, ten miles an hour over the speed limit and only coming to rolling stops.