You look half inclined to pounce on me, and I haven’t even dropped my trousers yet.” I scoffed, heat blazing through me as I fought the urge to punch him. “In your dreams, asshole. You might not have gotten laid in a thousand years, but it will be a thousand more before I’d ever take you up on the offer.” “It wasn’t an offer,” he replied dismissively. “You’d know if it was, and trust me, you would be more than willing.”