Eternal Reign (Age of Vampires, #1)

by Caroline Peckham

When your back was against the wall, you found out what your soul was made of,

I couldn’t risk getting caught. Not if I wanted my family to survive the winter.

It's giving Feyre

The wet weather which we enjoyed so frequently in what had once been Washington state

What once had been??? Omg is it dystopian Twilight??

My hair was a dead giveaway,

Oooo is it not possible for a vampire to haveblonde hair??

He’d taught us the truth, and in doing so, he’d instilled a burning fire of hatred in us for the vampires, a fire that would never go out.

It's gonna be really awkward when you fall in love with one then huh?

I’d broken the law and left the Realm.

I mean you don't know that you broke the law so maybe you're good?

The pictures gave me a good idea and though I wouldn’t have said I couldn’t read, I couldn’t exactly claim to be able to either.

She's def Feyre

Even the blackest of nights hold a glimmer of starlight.

I just wished the playing field was a little fairer so I could throw a few vicious punches of my own.

And you're gonna end up with the Slayer

Sometimes, when people who were a constant in my world went missing, it kept me up at night.

Awww she's Darcy

It was more than fear, it was curiosity in its most perilous form,

Oh shit maybe you're gonna get to be with a vampy since you've gotthe hots for them

I’d done it. The smile on my face was staying put all the way until tomorrow at the earliest.

Wait.. Don't you still have to.get home?

One step out into the sun and they were done for.

This is probably a myth

I'm afraid we've only got a few chairs, but I'm sure some of your fine asses will be quite comfortable on them. Oh, but do be sure to wipe the seats first, we don’t want our human taint to get on your elegant gowns.”

The sass

“There’s no world in which I’d let them take

Oh shit he's gonna die

“Questions are for beings with rights,”

“You're going to pass...I just know it.”

How would he when most people fail??

“Somewhere you won't come back from,”

Okay but how are they gonna be split up??

I cringed at the nickname she knew I hated,

It is a shitty nickname

“But Dad’s convinced we’re going to pass the testing, and when has he ever been wrong?”

This mother fucker knows something he's not saying.

Is there really any way we can survive this?

Nah dude your dad is gonna die

My type was mostly focused on hot guys who were assholes so that I could use them for sex without needing to worry about falling for them –

She's def Tory

“You are the most beautiful creations of my life, and I would not have chosen to spend my days anywhere but here at your sides.”

This mother fucker is about to die

She’ll be fine. She’s a badass, and we’ll be together again in ten minutes.

something tells me... Nope.

the motherfucker who held me breathed in my ear, the scent of leather and oak surrounding me as he continued to hold me at his mercy, his grip unrelenting.

Book boyfriend???

“What year is this?”

What year?? Is time travel involved here??

“I slept too long.”

Ooooo a sleeping beauty

The rumours of what sport the vampires practiced in the shadows of that building were too terrifying to give thought to.

Sport??

“I've got one in the back from Realm G. She's bound for NYC.”

Oh shit cross country travel???

What if he was just some crazy asshole living alone out here who wanted my company in his crazy asshole shack?

This is a good point. And its probably what's happening.

It was a wonder Thomas had made it in and out of the Realm as often as he had without being caught.

Yeah seriously

“Something the world forgot and time left behind.”

He's Link....

Like Asshole or He-who-doesn’t-talk or Arrogant-jerk or Fucking Shawn or Phillip....

I like Fucking Shawn

Magnar Elioson,

Yeah i'm gonna call him Fucking Shawn

“But my people have always known that bringing down the Belvederes would be the key to the downfall of the entire vile species.

So the Belvederes must be the Royals?

but my mother was powerful enough to be able to choose the exact moment when their effects would run out.

So your mother intentionally made it so you didn't wake up?

‘when life gives you lemons, squeeze ‘em, throw in some vodka, add some sugar and you’ll have yourself a half decent ducktail’.

ducktails

Omg she means cocktail

“Take a seat in front of one of my beauticians and we’ll get started.”

Is this a make the humans pretty because the prince is horny situation?

Fabian,

One of them is not named Fabian...

No man, free or otherwise, had ever offered up the kind of help he was giving me for nothing. Which meant he wanted something.

Yeah babe. He wants the v

leather jerkin

She doesn't know what a fucking airplane is but she can remember "jerkin"???

“When I awoke thirteen moons ago,

Oh shit. He's been awake for a minute. Then how did he not know what year it was???

It’s where they take all of the humans they remove from the caged town.

But thats not where Montana isssssssssssss she's a special bitch.

though I had no idea what.

YOU ARE OBVI A SLAYER DESCENDANT

You can think of yourself as a glorified pet if it helps.

Ahem. Fuck. Off.

“You'll find out soon enough.”

Is there about to be a Hunger Games up in this bitch??

I’m entering a feral one into the competition to cause some chaos.”

Oh shit. Hunger Games.

“The next time you want to wound me, don't bother aiming for my heart. It’s impenetrable to you or anyone else for that matter, and it is long beyond feeling.”

EXCEPT YOU'RE GONNA FALL HARD AND FAST FOR HER

Here, miles away locked in a castle,

This bitch has no idea how fucking far away she really is.....