The Honey Witch
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Started reading May 10, 2025
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But something still does not feel right.
Karlee McKelvey
Could it be ?? Because he's a man ?? And you’re a lesbian ??
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“No. You see only springtime. What happens when I am winter? I will tell you, Mr. Notley. When winter comes”—she leans in close so their noses are almost touching—“you will freeze.”
Karlee McKelvey
Clap back of the century
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terrifying idea of one day having a child by herself.
Karlee McKelvey
Hell yeah Queen! Fuck them kids.
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Their buzz hovers over the note of E-flat,
Karlee McKelvey
I thought she wasn’t musical ?? Also this isn’t a helpful descriptor. WHO THE FUCK knows what an E flat sounds like??
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goldenrod
Karlee McKelvey
Shout out goldenrod !
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love and light.
Karlee McKelvey
gayuuhuhhhh
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Mr. Benny
Karlee McKelvey
Is he ?? Mari's grandpa ??
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Truth or Drink.”
Karlee McKelvey
Classic 1800s game
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Vita brevis, ars aeternus “Life is short, art is forever,” Lottie says.
Karlee McKelvey
Lezzie AF
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“I think mine will be easy enough to hide beneath my stay, but for you, we will simply insist that she take your measurements over your dress. She will press us for information, I assure you. Give her nothing.”
Karlee McKelvey
Ooorrr you guys just come to the store with her measurements???? Like written on paper?
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“There’s an inn over there, but it’s very small. I don’t know if they’ll have room.”
Karlee McKelvey
My one bed trope senses are tingling
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You belong with me,
Karlee McKelvey
Okay Taylor Swift
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She was the moon and I was the sea, and we were always reaching for each other.
Karlee McKelvey
Okay this kinda ate.