Despite what I told Brandon, there have been no Jerebrians in a long time. My dating life has tumbleweeds the size of buildings blowing through it. I tell myself it’s because I’m focused on work. Which is true. I’m busy. And, fine—I might have slight workaholic tendencies. But that’s not why my proverbial dance card stays empty. File that under: it’s complicated. And I’m picky.
