He's Not My Type (The Vancouver Agitators, #4)

by Meghan Quinn

Silas: If I were you, I’d use the girth-o-nater to my advantage. I did it with my piercings with Ollie. Penny: Umm . . . piercings, let’s talk about that some more. Halsey, what are your thoughts on piercing your penis?

No bc fr wtf is this