“Valuable information.” Silas slips on his socks now, the game looming closer. “We aren’t going to try to tell her what to do,” Posey clarifies. “We’re just going to dangle a carrot in front of her and see if she bites. And when I say carrot, I mean Holmes’s penis.” “We are not dangling my penis,” I say. Posey rolls his eyes. “Metaphorically. If she got a look at your penis, I’m pretty sure it would scare her away. That shit has girth.” “Can you not?” I ask. “Please, everyone sees it in the shower, along with Silas’s piercings and my perfectly shaped balls.” “When I say no one is getting a
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