“I was cock-shocked, and I don’t know how to handle it.” Penny snorts so hard that I see a droplet of snot fly out of her nose and right onto her desk. She picks up a tissue and wipes at her nose—and the desk, thank God—while she laughs. “This isn’t funny,” I groan. “Blakely.” She dabs at her eyes. “You just said you were cock-shocked.” “Because I was!”
