“Uh-huh and what are the other ways you planned on enticing her?” The boys fall silent, glancing back and forth between each other. “Uh . . . showing her his penis?” Silas asks. “No,” I say so fucking fast. “We are not showing her my penis or even talking about my penis.” “Why? Do you have a nice penis?” Penny asks. “An amazing penis,” Posey answers while holding his hands up and forming an obnoxiously large circle. “Stop that.” I swat his hands down. “What? I’m just being honest.”
