Pacey: Exactly. Anyway, Halsey, what’s the news? Halsey: Perry is coming back for a wedding that they’re both going to. Penny: WHAT?! Why? Ew, did he say he wanted to get back together with Blakely? I will riot! Posey: You’ll riot? I’ll throw a goddamn tantrum right in front of her. Halsey: No, he said he wanted to “hang out.” So it was a “DTF?” IMHO. She looked really panicked, which I took as a good sign. So I told her to take me as her date, and I’d pretend to be her boyfriend. Posey: You did?!? OC: Is it weird that my nipples just got hard? Penny: You’re pulling a Silas! Oh my God, this is
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