Eli winces. “Sounds brutal. What did you do that fucked everything up?” “I slept with her last night.” The boys stop everything they’re doing and slowly turn toward me. A naked man could come flying in here, do the helicopter with his wiener, and they wouldn’t even blink an eye as silence falls around us. And from their expressions, I can tell that’s not what they were expecting to hear. Silas has a giant smirk. Eli looks shocked. And Posey . . . well, his jaw drags across the floor. “You . . . you slept with her?” Posey asks. I nod. “Yeah, and not only did we sleep together, but we fucked.” I
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