“Does it frighten you?” “What? No way. Mr. Wiggles is the sweetest, most hard-working—” “I’m sorry, did you say… Mr. Wiggles?” Oh, fuck… I did say that. Batting a thousand tonight, girl. Truly. “That’s his name,” I say defensively. “The ghost, or the toy?” “The toy. The haunted part isn’t a ghost, per se. That would be creepy.” “Right. Of course. When discussing haunted vibrators, the last thing we want is for things to get creepy.”
