“How about this: they went out together for a few years. He was a good-for-nothing prick, and she was a fucking eejit for going anywhere near him. If they weren’t causing drama and scenes by breaking up every second weekend, they were fucking on the job like rabbits. Remind you of anyone?” “Lizzie and Pierce.” “Ten points to Gryffindor,” I cheered with a sarcastic clap.
