The women did all the things on Olivia’s list that weren’t absolutely illegal and I approved of, and all of them made me promise to never let Olivia go—if only because when she’s got the scent of revenge, she goes all out. And I mean all out. Putting pieces of shrimp in the curtain rods. Taking all of his left shoes. Putting glitter on the ceiling fan. Superglueing all of his containers, like his deodorant and his condiments, closed. Took the microwave turntable and all of the racks in his oven. Flipped the batteries in the remote and superglued it shut. Cutting all the seams in all of his
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Absolutely savage and I love it
