You’re ferrying women to their happily ever afters. You could charge for this shit.” “Oh, now you tell me,” I said, slapping the menu shut. “I could have used the extra twelve hundred bucks last month.” He flipped me off.
I know you say you’re best friends but this sounds like thinly veiled passive aggression - becoming famous for calling your friend an asshole and then him rehashing the toilet billboard and unwillingness to pay rent after leaving his friend hanging idk