Now, when Damien misses a pass in practice, Rome can yell: “Distracted, Bordeaux?” And Damien can answer: “By your beauty.” And Rome might tell him to shut the fuck up, and Justin might remind them they’re there to play hockey, not flirt. And if hearing their captain grouchily say the word “flirt” is enough to set them off into intermittent, lingering fits of laughter that make Damien miss a pass again, Rome can say: “Still distracted by my beautiful face?” And Damien can answer: “Nah. This time it was your ass.” And Rome can say: “You can’t even see my ass under all this shit.” And Damien can
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You know you hit rock bottom when you start getting jealous of the guys you're supposed be rooting for in a romance novel
